Millions of Williams

Tali H. 4th Sep 2021, 6:47 PM edit delete
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Hey guys! It's been a while, huh?! Guess what, though - I finally got my research accepted for publication into a scientific journal! Very exciting stuff! We're in the very last round of proofreading right now, so hopefully I can have my life back soon!

Anyways, let's play Kiss/Marry/Kill with these Williams. I'm kissing Frilliam, marrying King of the Hilliam, and killing Dilliam.

ALSO. I am running a Bachelor style dating game on the forums right now and it's still open for new contestants until this coming Friday night!! Have you ever wanted your character to date Faustus?? No?? Well that's inconceivable to me here's the link
jellyfishin 4th Sep 2021, 9:31 PM edit delete reply
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King of the Hilliam gave me a good chuckle.

And congrats on research publication!
Tali H. 4th Sep 2021, 9:34 PM edit delete reply
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Thank you!! It's been a long time in the making!
Jeremy7 4th Sep 2021, 9:32 PM edit delete reply
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That last one is like, three tiers above the rest.
Tali H. 4th Sep 2021, 9:36 PM edit delete reply
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Truly this entire page would not exist t'were it not for King of the Hilliam popping into my brain at 3 AM one day
mitchellbravo 4th Sep 2021, 10:53 PM edit delete reply
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I NEVER TIRE OF THESE
Tali H. 5th Sep 2021, 5:01 PM edit delete reply
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IT'S VERY SAD THAT THERE IS A FINITE STOCK OF THIS GAG
KAM 5th Sep 2021, 2:00 AM edit delete reply
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No Killiam, Quilliam, or Sillyam? ;-)

Congratulations on publication. I hope you'll forgive me for imagining it to be in cartoon form. ;-)
Tali H. 5th Sep 2021, 5:01 PM edit delete reply
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Thank you! Haha I wish it was, it's 26 pages of dry academic text instead
Microraptor 5th Sep 2021, 4:14 AM edit delete reply
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Milliam's grain grinding business got destroyed by Godzilliam, but at least he himself didn't end up as Killiam!
Tali H. 5th Sep 2021, 5:02 PM edit delete reply
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G O D Z I L L I A M
trad118 5th Sep 2021, 5:21 AM edit delete reply
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he turned himself into a pickle
Tali H. 5th Sep 2021, 5:02 PM edit delete reply
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I can't believe you're the first one to comment this omg
jmluvsbob 5th Sep 2021, 4:57 PM edit delete reply
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People talkin’ about King of the Hilliam while sleeping on such classics as Thrilliam, Gilliam, and Grilliam.
Tali H. 5th Sep 2021, 5:03 PM edit delete reply
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Lutzbug 5th Sep 2021, 8:10 PM edit delete reply
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I’ll marry King of the Hilliam and kiss Thrilliam, but I think I will have to killiam Dilliam
Tali H. 6th Sep 2021, 10:56 AM edit delete reply
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We are on the SAME PAGE
Iamabrawler 6th Sep 2021, 7:57 AM edit delete reply
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That pun ain't right, I tell ya hwhat.
Tali H. 6th Sep 2021, 10:57 AM edit delete reply
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I sell pun pain and pun pain accessories
JayyLyn 6th Sep 2021, 9:29 AM edit delete reply
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I'm marrying Dilliam, killing Gilliam, and kissing Grilliam, as the smock has requested.

Congrats on your publication!!! That's freaking awesome!!
Tali H. 6th Sep 2021, 11:03 AM edit delete reply
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I didn't even remember when I wrote that question that Grilliam is literally beseeching the viewer to smooch him, I feel like that's cheating on his part??

Also thank you!! Can't wait to see my work in a journal!
Mel Cormac 11th Sep 2021, 2:44 PM edit delete reply
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King of the Hilliam omg

I'm kissing Chilliam, marrying Frilliam, and killing Gilliam
Mel Cormac 11th Sep 2021, 2:47 PM edit delete reply
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Though can I have a fourth option, so I can high-five Grilliam?
Tali H. 11th Sep 2021, 2:54 PM edit delete reply
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I give u permission B)
LeRenardRoux 16th Sep 2021, 5:27 AM edit delete reply
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Dilliam is what happens when AnthroCon and Picklesburgh fall on the same day.

And I gotta say it ain't pretty.
Tali H. 16th Sep 2021, 7:28 AM edit delete reply
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HELP
mightguy15 24th Sep 2021, 9:00 PM edit delete reply
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LOL I wonder if King of the HIllium is King of the Hill with William being Bobby.