No More Moped, pg. 2

Tali H. 3rd Aug 2020, 7:08 AM edit delete
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KICKS: Everybody Keeps Enabling This Man

So here's the official first appearance of the scooter Faustus has been driving in this comic's avatar for (checks date) years? Many years now? Who knows wtf the moped he had before this was, we'll never know, it's still at the bottom of a gulch
Jeremy7 3rd Aug 2020, 7:30 AM edit delete reply
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Remember, it only counts as a stupid trick if you don't plan it for at least 10 minutes
Tali H. 3rd Aug 2020, 8:26 AM edit delete reply
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I only do SMART TRICKS
LeRenardRoux 3rd Aug 2020, 7:46 AM edit delete reply
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Tali H. 3rd Aug 2020, 8:26 AM edit delete reply
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your Patrick-as-Faustus headcanon continues
Kyo 3rd Aug 2020, 7:58 AM edit delete reply
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that's never going to work, you gotta wrap it in plastic bags first so the engine doesn't get wet
Tali H. 3rd Aug 2020, 8:30 AM edit delete reply
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Seal that exhaust pipe RIGHT up
Kyo 3rd Aug 2020, 8:40 AM edit delete reply
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oh dang that's a good idea, I didn't even think of the exhaust, i was just gonna loosely cover it in plastic bags
mitchellbravo 3rd Aug 2020, 8:18 AM edit delete reply
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moping on a moped
Tali H. 3rd Aug 2020, 8:30 AM edit delete reply
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would you quite mopeing around
lirvilas 3rd Aug 2020, 9:51 AM edit delete reply
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I picture the previous Vespa as located 20-30 feet up, lodged in the branches of a very large elm.
Tali H. 3rd Aug 2020, 9:57 AM edit delete reply
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OH VERY TRUE, THERE WAS THAT COTTONWOOD
Lutzbug 3rd Aug 2020, 10:44 AM edit delete reply
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Up next: Faustus tries to be Evel Knievel
Tali H. 3rd Aug 2020, 11:16 AM edit delete reply
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Faustus Knaustus
Microraptor 3rd Aug 2020, 11:14 AM edit delete reply
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It's amazing how Faustus even rivals Will in being irresponsible with his parents-dispensed wealth...

(And BTW, for reasons, I find it very interesting to learn that "moped" can indeed be a comprehensible legit term for "scooter" in English.)
Tali H. 3rd Aug 2020, 11:25 AM edit delete reply
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My comic is full of financially irresponsible men, it's quite sad really

"Moped" and "scooter" technically refer to slightly different things, although in my experience they're used interchangeably in conversation (I tend to use them interchangeably myself). True mopeds have pedals, while scooters just have a lil' platform to put your feet on. But, referring to your linked page: they're both types of motorbike, so your translation is correct! :)
Mel Cormac 3rd Aug 2020, 12:28 PM edit delete reply
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Faustus, this is why you can't have nice things
Tali H. 3rd Aug 2020, 12:34 PM edit delete reply
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He just wants to destroy everything including possibly himself omg
KAM 4th Aug 2020, 2:51 AM edit delete reply
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We'll never know what the moped before this was???

You are a cartoonist. You could make up a punny name! "It was a Corrigan Bandicoot!"